Our original and still our TOP seller!

The shock value is priceless. Guaranteed to get knowing nods and laughter from people who have "been there, done that!"

Screen-printed on soft, cotton/poly blend unisex T-Shirt. Most customers say they fit true to size, but if you are between sizes, order a size up. Pick your favorite color and wear it with pride!
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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